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A true hero. Great! Uh, exactly how do you become a true hero?
Hercules (1997)
cute date idea
we go to an aquarium. you point out all the fish you like. i jump in the tank and attempt to fight them to win your affection
He is a dynamite, five-feet-nine bitch and he is the best.
[first day as a pilot]
me: (looking down nervously) what are all these buttons for
co-pilot: they keep your shirt closed
op weve talked about your url
rb and put what your entity is in the tags! i’m the stranger
mama, just killed a man, put a gun against his head and said ‘vibe check’ now hes dead



























